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| Breaking News: Peter Crouch Retires From Football! | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Oct 16 2007, 04:08 PM (226 Views) | |
| flak | Oct 16 2007, 04:08 PM Post #1 |
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It's nearly Christmas
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Liverpool and England star Peter Crouch has sensationally had to retire from football after he was given the wrong type of operation at hospital. Crouch was admitted on Tuesday morning for his regular toe-nail cut because he cannot reach the end of his feet, but in a mix up with another P.Crouch he was sent for the wrong type of operation and instead has been drastically reduced in size. Upon returning to Liverpool football club, he was mocked by his fellow pros and immediately called into Rafa's office where Peter was asked what is going on. Peter responded that the operations had got mixed up and there was nothing they could do to reverse it. Rafa was left with no choice but to fire him on the spot stating that he is no use to us anymore, he could never head the ball when he was over 6ft, what chance has he got scoring now he is 4ft 2?
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| 5euros | Oct 16 2007, 04:13 PM Post #2 |
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Bradley
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think abi will still fancy him? |
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NANI ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU OK NANI, NANI ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU OK NANI YOUVE BEEN HIT BY, YOUVE BEEN STRUCK BY A SMOOTH CARRAGHER | |
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| 5euros | Oct 16 2007, 04:17 PM Post #3 |
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Bradley
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hes been on the steroids as well |
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NANI ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU OK NANI, NANI ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU OK NANI YOUVE BEEN HIT BY, YOUVE BEEN STRUCK BY A SMOOTH CARRAGHER | |
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| DMC | Oct 16 2007, 07:45 PM Post #4 |
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AK14
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Love it
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| kebabeater | Oct 17 2007, 07:45 PM Post #5 |
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Tadpole's Excrement
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he looks like my wife!
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| Manchester = 50% United, 31% City, 19% the rest. Manchester is RED. Always has been. | |
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| flak | Oct 17 2007, 09:15 PM Post #6 |
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It's nearly Christmas
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Jesus, I hope you are joking and she bares no resembelence.
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