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Topic Started: Nov 18 2007, 08:50 PM (11,270 Views)
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dutchmcfc
Jun 17 2008, 02:53 PM
mercedes
Jun 17 2008, 01:46 PM
i leave for a bit and this is what happens.

gooner, i told u to keep your pants on! like i said, give me a few weeks.

dutch, i will make those 500 posts. especially when footie season starts again and i have more to talk about! no u dont need to please everyone, thats not what you're here for, but you are here to please me! i'll accept that!

no i dont do karate, i think its all natural talent!!  :ph43r: im a ninja  :lol: i did some kick boxing for a while, but i gave that up. i get bored easily. but just because im not a black belt doesn't mean that gooner shouldn't be scared. because he should!

Oooh two girls on this forum that want me to please them..... :D :D :D

Gooner should be scared, but he won't be..... :)

I have nothing to be scared of. she doesn't know where i live :P
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mercedes
Jun 17 2008, 02:53 PM
G00NER4LYF
Jun 17 2008, 01:52 PM

Ive never heard this before, maybe i have but intentionaly forgot it lets just hope i doesn't happen again :P

it's ok if your memory isn't that great. i'll be here to remind u, again and again and again :lol: i don't mind repeating myself, because it will be for the good of the country

Oh great :( still it won't stop me :rolleyes: <----- prime example :cheeky:
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somewhere in london? can't be that hard
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mercedes
Jun 17 2008, 02:58 PM
somewhere in london? can't be that hard

I don't live in london :P
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mercedes
Jun 17 2008, 01:55 PM
dutchmcfc
Jun 17 2008, 01:53 PM


Gooner should be scared, but he won't be..... :)

he will if he knows whats good for him.

it's ok, you can please the other girl before me. i've been told things covered in chocolate aren't good for me

:lol: :lol: :lol: It's a lie.... Ask Stacie.... :D :D :D
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Jun 17 2008, 01:59 PM
mercedes
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Gooner should be scared, but he won't be..... :)

he will if he knows whats good for him.

it's ok, you can please the other girl before me. i've been told things covered in chocolate aren't good for me

:lol: :lol: :lol: It's a lie.... Ask Stacie.... :D :D :D

a moment on the lips is a lifetime on the hips. just remember that the next time you want a chocolate digestive dutch.

umm i dont think i'll be asking stacie about how good you are for anyone all covered in chocolate! i think i'll keep outta that one
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Jun 17 2008, 01:59 PM
mercedes
Jun 17 2008, 02:58 PM
somewhere in london? can't be that hard

I don't live in london :P

aah crap! well i guess you're safe then...for now...
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mercedes
Jun 17 2008, 02:01 PM
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mercedes
Jun 17 2008, 01:55 PM
dutchmcfc
Jun 17 2008, 01:53 PM


Gooner should be scared, but he won't be..... :)

he will if he knows whats good for him.

it's ok, you can please the other girl before me. i've been told things covered in chocolate aren't good for me

:lol: :lol: :lol: It's a lie.... Ask Stacie.... :D :D :D

a moment on the lips is a lifetime on the hips. just remember that the next time you want a chocolate digestive dutch.

umm i dont think i'll be asking stacie about how good you are for anyone all covered in chocolate! i think i'll keep outta that one

Pfff sounds like something a granny would say... Chocolate is lovely and great... Just don't eat too much of it.... B)
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mercedes
Jun 17 2008, 12:11 PM
yeah IP address was going to be my next guess :rolleyes: but now that you have pointed that out he is going to know that i have been in his room. i have a feeling that this is going to be like the time i went snooping in his drawers and found some things i probably shouldnt. flak, i hope this forum is worth all the trouble i'm going to get in

yeah the new barclays is crazy, it's like walking into a space ship!

umm nothing to do with metal, he wishes! more like a dog and his doggy bits if u know what i mean <_<

Of course it is. I hope you had a good excuse for snooping in his drawers. :P

Scrappy Doo....I hate that little munchkin. :lol: Maybe he fancied eating some dog biscuits some time. :S
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:lol: ewwwww another Man Utd supporter???? BOOOOOO!

I'm playing - welcome Mercedes.. i'm actually surprised it took this many months for another woman to join :unsure:
flak and gary love stacie and weep sorrowful tears when she's not around

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Jun 17 2008, 02:42 PM

Of course it is. I hope you had a good excuse for snooping in his drawers. :P

Scrappy Doo....I hate that little munchkin. :lol: Maybe he fancied eating some dog biscuits some time. :S [/QUOTE]
is being his little bratty sister a good enough excuse to go snooping?

all this guessing is just crazy, basically it involves a dog called scraps who had an unhealthy crush on his right leg. it all ended with the dog chasing him down the road and pulling his pants down...in front of a laughing audience. it was a few years back but now u know and he's gonna get mad at me :ph43r:

thanks stacie, the chocolate loving, first girl of the forum i've heard so much about.

dutch, chocolate is lovely...i'm no granny!!
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:rofl: Are you joking about what happened to your brother? :unsure:
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Jun 17 2008, 04:13 PM
flak,Jun 17 2008
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Of course it is. I hope you had a good excuse for snooping in his drawers. :P

Scrappy Doo....I hate that little munchkin. :lol: Maybe he fancied eating some dog biscuits some time. :S

is being his little bratty sister a good enough excuse to go snooping?

all this guessing is just crazy, basically it involves a dog called scraps who had an unhealthy crush on his right leg. it all ended with the dog chasing him down the road and pulling his pants down...in front of a laughing audience. it was a few years back but now u know and he's gonna get mad at me :ph43r:

thanks stacie, the chocolate loving, first girl of the forum i've heard so much about.

dutch, chocolate is lovely...i'm no granny!! [/QUOTE]
:lol: :lol: Well don't talk like one then.... :P
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Jun 17 2008, 04:15 PM
:rofl: Are you joking about what happened to your brother? :S



nope, true story! it was funny as hell. he doesn't like dogs anymore...
fine dutch, that is the last time i give you any advice about anything!!
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Jun 17 2008, 05:22 PM
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:rofl: Are you joking about what happened to your brother? :S


nope, true story! it was funny as hell. he doesn't like dogs anymore...
fine dutch, that is the last time i give you any advice about anything!!

he is going to be made up that you have joined. :lol:
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