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Topic Started: Nov 18 2007, 08:50 PM (11,266 Views)
DMC
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AK14
Your very welcome :)
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flak
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:rofl: You even nicked your brother's signature about the Terry's chocolate orange.

I now know why you don't like the :moon: smiley. <_<
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mercedes
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flak
Jun 17 2008, 08:51 PM
:rofl: You even nicked your brother's signature about the Terry's chocolate orange.

I now know why you don't like the :moon: smiley. <_<

if anyone asks, he stole it from me!!

i haven't liked it since i was mooned by an adolescent with a rather red backside about 5 years back
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Robertomancity
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wayyy more united fans <_<

only joking :cheeky:
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flak
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Scraps is signed in. :ph43r:
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scraps
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what on earth is going on?

what happened to the days when little sisters obeyed their brothers!! :angry:
"My best moment? I have a lot of good moments but the one I prefer was when I kicked the hooligan" - Eric Cantona (legend)
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flak
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:lol: She said that you'd be pleased. She's telling us all of your secrets too. :ph43r:
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flak
Jun 18 2008, 09:24 AM
:lol: She said that you'd be pleased. She's telling us all of your secrets too. :ph43r:

she told u about the god damn dog didnt she!! she's gonna get it when i get back from work! i wouldn't listen to anything she says, she's a bit on the loopy side! what else has she told all 5000 members? as if i can't tell a few stories about her!!

on behalf of my entire family i apologise for her behaviour. is there anyway you can ban her flak? she deserves it!!
"My best moment? I have a lot of good moments but the one I prefer was when I kicked the hooligan" - Eric Cantona (legend)
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flak
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Yep, how the little dog pulled your pants down. :rofl: Plus the time she went through your drawers and found something she shouldn't have....

Unfortunately not. <_<

You could always tell us some of her secrets. :ph43r:
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scraps
Jun 18 2008, 09:29 AM
flak
Jun 18 2008, 09:24 AM
:lol: She said that you'd be pleased. She's telling us all of your secrets too. :ph43r:

she told u about the god damn dog didnt she!! she's gonna get it when i get back from work! i wouldn't listen to anything she says, she's a bit on the loopy side! what else has she told all 5000 members? as if i can't tell a few stories about her!!

on behalf of my entire family i apologise for her behaviour. is there anyway you can ban her flak? she deserves it!!

Don't be that way Scraps... she's been fun... and she hasn't embarrassed you (too much anyway :) )
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damn flak, i cant even make out like it was a big massive rottweiler either. she'll come on and tell you it was a little ratty dog. im pretty sure the old lady from across the street saw my man parts. oh the shame!!

to this day she still wont tell me what she was snooping for, but yeah she found some wrappers in the drawer. i told her if i ever find any in her room she'll get it!

dutch, i am sure she has been very entertaining BUT be careful, dont tell her any of your secrets because before you know it, the sultan of brunai will know about it.

hmm some of merc's secrets...well for one her name isn't even mercedes. there was the time she got lost in asda and we found her in the chocolate section. she had eaten through about 3 medium sized easter eggs. hmm what else, she thought she was home alone once and one of my mates walked in on her dancing around in her underwear. thank god it wasnt me who walked in!
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flak
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I guess that you should think yourself lucky that it didn't bite anything else. :rofl:

:lol: We were under the impression that she didn't eat very much chocolate.
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Jun 18 2008, 10:14 AM
I guess that you should think yourself lucky that it didn't bite anything else. :rofl:

:lol: We were under the impression that she didn't eat very much chocolate.

she eats LOADS of chocolate! she was only about 3 or 4 at the time but nothing has changed. i tell her she'll get fat but she doesn't listen. she goes to the gym for an hour or so then comes back and sits in front of the telly with a big galaxy bar
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flak
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Mmmmm Galaxy. :D

She came out with some saying like a second on the lips, a lifetime on the hips or something. Didn't sound like she eats a lot of chocolate. <_<
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yeah ive heard that one before. i told you she was a bit loopy. she'll be telling u next that she doesn't like chocolate at all. i forgot to mention, it was S Club 7 she was dancing around to :P

whats worse, S Club 7 or Star trek!?
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